Well...to tell you the honest truth, we are kinda hoping that after you and your's come to Meet-4-Meat, that you will do your best to discourage your friends from seeking us out. You see, we are so awesome here at Meet-4-Meat, that we feel that if everyone who patronized our establishments were to truly tell what they experienced, we would never be able to stop the flood of patrons!!!
Sooooo, whatever you do, do NOT tell anyone you know about the awesomeness you behold at Meet-4-Meat. (It'll be our little secret, shhhh!)